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Friday, 12 February 2016

Sayings Quotes For Valentine Day 2016

Whatsapp is the one of the most used Instant Messaging Service in the world . Show your friends how romantic  you are towards this ValentinesDay 2016 with Valentine's Day Quotes Status  for Whatsapp. Here you can find the best single lined happy Valentine Day quotes for Whatsapp status and Whatsapp wishes for your girlfriend. Funny Valentine's day Quotes for Whatsapp status messages. Wish your friends and dear ones Happy valentine's Day on Whatsapp through these Quotes which we are providing you after reading the Whatsapp status for valentine day celebration you feel very heartily.Happy Valentine day 2016. You may also search from our site:Romantic valentine day status ,Valentine day history and background.Valentine day wallpapers for facebook and whatsapp

Valentine Day Quotes Sayings 100 words

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you are my summer breeze my winter sun
you are my spring time fun
you are my special one
you are my love, only one

Even if sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme
you would still have my heart until the end of time
You are all, my love, my valentine............valentine’s day quotes


Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE Ans: You are
V:very
E:eminent
L:lovely
E:energetic
N:nice
T:Tamizdar
I:Inteligent
N:noble
E:Ever loving...........................best valentine’s day sms 2016

You are my sun and stars, my night, my day,
My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring,
My world, my thoughts, my breath, my future
My all, my love, my Valentine

one day the moon send to me, if your lover makes u cry why don’t you leave your lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave your sky?

If I could be any part of YOU I would be your tear,
To be conceived in your heart
Born in your eyes…
Live on your cheeks and
Die on your lips...........................nice valentine’s day sms

My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart for you
Is heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is
Precious and endless............valentines day quotes

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1. I'm with you
2. Still with you
3. Will ALWAYS with you........................best valentines day sms

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To b in your arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & you'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought are of YOU!!

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A word to say, a word to hear
Even in your absence I feel you near
OUR relation is strong, hope it goes long
We will remain the same till the life goes on!

I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july , I have seen things you only imagine to see, But I have not seen anything sweeter than you..........................best valentine’s day sms

your love is like a river peaceful and deep, your soul is like a secret that I never could keep, When I look into your eyes I know its true, you were made for me and I for you

Your my strength, My luv, My heart. your loving touch i long for so much, your voice so softly that whispers i’ m  your ’s forever b mine my baby “I LOVE U”

A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Miss You My Valentine.............................14 February valentine's day sms 2016

not a moment pass by me
when i do not miss u
not a day pass by me
when i do not think about u
because you r everything for me..........................nice valentine’s day sms

Valentine’s day quotes to Say 'I love You' to your sweetheart on Valentine's Day. Make your someone special feel more special with Valentine Quotes, happy valentine’s Sms, valentine’s day messages.


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Monday, 8 February 2016

Happy Teddy Day wishes quotes text 140 words

Teddy Day is well known each year on 10th, February. This year also Happy teddy day 2016 will be celebrated on 10th February, 2016. Get the best teddy day wishes 2016, teddy day quotes, happy teddy day sms and teddy day messages 2016 and teddy day pictures here for gratis if you wish. All the knowledge associated with Happy Teddy day 2016 are going to be provided here. you'll check this page at any time if you wish to urge additional info for Teddy day. Check the post below to get the full info and all the connected desires, quotes, sms and messages.You may also search from our site:whatsapp kannada malyalam messages, facebook cover images wallpapers, facebook status, facebook images

Happy Teddy day wishes for girlfriend in 140 words

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A Cute Teddy Bear, To My Cute Friend, _On A Cute Occasions, _Just To Say,_ Happy Teddy Bear Day.

May this Teddy Bear Day give you lot of love and Happiness...!!

Nothing is Good, but when I am with U everything is Good.Happy Teddy Day..!

Love is heat... You are sweet... When two Lips are meet each other. then Love is complete....Happy Teddy Day

Oh My Cute and Beautiful Dear You are my sweetest teddy bear, and I Always Be in Your Near Happy Teddy Bear..!!

It’s Teddy Bear Day Today ,and I’am thinking of someone cute and huggable who is you. Happy Teddy Bear Day.

Happy teddy bear text 140 words

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You Are My Sweetest Teddy Bear...Happy Teddy Bear Day my Lovely Darling.

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... B'Coz I found love when I found U.
Happy Teddy Bear Day

Aajkal to ham har teddy ko dekh kar muskurate hai, _Kaise bataye unhe,_ Hame to har teddy Bear mein wo hi nazar aate hain.Happy Teddy Day
  

If you r a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If you r a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
and since u are my friend.U R THE BEST.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "Teddy Bear Day"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.


Ek ajnabi se mujhe_ itna pyaar kyon hai..
Inkar karne par_ chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer _mein shayad...
Phir har mod pe usi ka _intezar kyon hai.
Happy teddy Day...

SPECIAL GIFT ON _SPECIAL TEDDY DAY…
FOR SPECIAL SOME ONE ….
(‘)….(‘)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(‘)–(‘)
(”’)-(”’)
HAPPY TEDDY DAY...

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Teddy Day Wishes for whatsapp and Facebook

Teddy Day is well known each year on 10th, February. This year also Happy teddy day 2016 will be celebrated on 10th February, 2016. Get the best teddy day wishes 2016, teddy day quotes, happy teddy day sms and teddy day messages 2016 and teddy day pictures here for gratis if you wish. All the knowledge associated with Happy Teddy day 2016 are going to be provided here. you'll check this page at any time if you wish to urge additional info for Teddy day. Check the post below to get the full info and all the connected desires, quotes, sms and messages. You may also search from our site:whatsapp latest status, whatsapp latest wishes, whatsapp greetings, whatsapp pics, whatsapp profile pics,Rose Day Romantic whatsapp status

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Happy Teddy bear day Wishes For Whatsapp 

“On Teddy Bear Day, We Think Of People Who Have Cheered And Encouraged Us, Who Go Out Of Their Way To Be Kind And Caring, Who Have Enriched Our Lives Just By Being Themselves. You Are Such A Person. I’m So Happy You’re My Love Happy Teddy Bear Day…” 
 “If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, and since u r my friend. U R THE BEST.”

 “Teddy Bear Day Is A Day Of Love It’s A Day When You Find Your True Love A Day Of Hearts And Yummy Candies A Day When Cupid Hits You With A Love Arrow A Day When You Find Your Teddy Bear Will You Be Mine?”

“Finding Teddy Whom You Can Live With Is Easy.

Finding Teddy You Can’t Live Without Is Difficult.
I Am Glad I Found You With
Whom I Can Live With And Without Whom
I Would Stop Existing.
Always Be Mine.
Happy Teddy Bear Day!”


 “Oh My Cute and Beautiful Dear You are my sweetest teddy bear I Always Be in Your Near Happy Teddy Bear”

Knock again & again
Anybody On Mobile??
a Delivery Waiting for you…
a teddy bear with a rose..@
^
|
^
|
-
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(”).(”)
( . O .)
(”)-(”)
(””)_(””)
To Say you
Have A happy Teddy Bear Day,,,,

By Gifting u This Teddy…
I Wana Show you I’m Ready that..
To Make u Mine And Fill My Life..
With Sunshine…
-(‘)…(‘)
( ‘ o ‘ )
-(‘)–(‘)
(”’)–(”’)
-i-Love-u-
Happy Teddy Bear day

Happy Teddy bear day Wishes For Facebook

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sPECIAL GIFT ON SPECIAL TEDDY BEAR DAY…
FOR SPECIAL SOME ONE ….
(‘)….(‘)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(‘)–(‘)
(”’)-(”’)
HAPPY TEDDY BEAR DAY 2U…

sPECIAL GIFT ON SPECIAL TEDDY BEAR DAY…
FOR SPECIAL SOME ONE ….
(‘)….(‘)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(‘)–(‘)
(”’)-(”’)
HAPPY TEDDY BEAR DAY 2U…

If u are a chocolate you are the
SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the
most HUGGABLE,
nd since u r my friend.
U R THE BEST.

“I Wish I Was A Teddy Bear,
That Lay Upon Ur Bed..
So Every Time U Cuddled It,
U Cuddled Me Instead..!
Happy Teddy Day”

“Knock again & again
Anybody On Mobile??
a Delivery Waiting for you…
a teddy bear with a rose..@
^
|
^
|
-

(”).(”)
( . O .)
(”)-(”)
(””)_(””)
To Say you
Have A happy Teddy Bear Day,,,,”

 “On Teddy Bear Day, We Think Of People Who Have Cheered And Encouraged Us, Who Go Out Of Their Way To Be Kind And Caring, Who Have Enriched Our Lives Just By Being Themselves. You Are Such A Person. I’m So Happy You’re My Love Happy Teddy Bear Day…”


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Wednesday, 3 February 2016

Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes in Hindi and English






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Whatsapp And Facebook Jokes In English

Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Mahaveer Jayanti hai. 😛 😛 😛
Height of WHATSAPP forwards ..!!
: Sardaar ko uska Sasur joote mar raha tha…
Ek Aadmi: Kyun maar rahe ho is ko…???
Sasur: Maine isko hospital se whatsapp kiya ki 'Tum Baap Ban Gye Ho…'
Saale ne usko  bhi 50 doston ko forward kar diya…
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Ek jagah par gaadi ki neelami ho rahi thi
10 Lakh
15 Lakh!
20 Lakh!
Santa ne gaadi ki taraf dekha, aur socha yeh gaadi to itni tooti footi haalat mein hai… phir bhi!!
Usse raha nahin gaya, aur Banta ke paas jaker bola
Santa: Yeh puraani tooti footi car ki itni keemat kyun laga rahe hain yeh log, aisi kya khoobi hai iss car mein?
Banta: Arey Paaji, maine suna hai, jo bhi iss gaadi ko khareedta hai uski Biwi ka accident ho jata hai!!
Santa: 50 Lakh!!
After his Divorce a husband came out of the court jumping,dancing, singing
His friend asked him why he was so happy. He replied "Court has said to pay my wife half of my salary."
Friend asked "Why are you happy?"
He said "From now on I can have half of my salary."
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Barbara Walters was doing a story on gender roles in Afghanistan
She noted that women customarily walked 10 feet behind their husbands
Impressed she approached one of the Afghani women and said,
"This is marvellous! What a nice gesture of respect to a husband.
Is there any specific reason to this custom?"
The lady whispered, "Land Mines"
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Wife drinking Vodka, 
asked
"Tum kaun ho?"

Husband- 
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya? 
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 

Wife: "Nasha 
har gum bhula deta hai"
"Bhaisaab"..!!

 Teacher :
“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :
“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !
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Ghor Kalyug!!
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?  
Boy: Akbar was Gay. 
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? 
Boy:- We have heard  Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet  
But Only 
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died
Ultimate Hit!!
Train mai Warning likhi thi......." Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!.. "
Sardar- Waah ji Waah..,
Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof???
BABA Ramdev Kehte Hai, "Achhi Sehat K Liye Saas Par Control Kare"
Ab Baba Ko Kon Samajhaye Ki,
Logo Se Biwi Control Nahi Hoti To Saas Par kaise  Control Kare.


Jethalal- aare daya, raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega,
Daya- tapu ke papa, Aap tension mat lijiye maine battery nikal di he. 

Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G.
Ans: It's Anil kapoor.! aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.

Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with an elephant,
Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho?
Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai.
Lalu- dhutt pagli, hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.

Shaadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye "Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai"

TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department He Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade.
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi !!!!!

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Girl:Nice mobile, Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race !
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME. 

Teacher: can you define who is a Lecturer?
Student: Lecturer is a person Who has a very bad habit of Speaking when someone is sleeping                                            

          Whatsapp And Facebook Jokes In Hindi            

लड़की – क्या कर रहे हो?
लड़का – मूंगफली खा रहा हूँ।
लड़की – Haww! अकेले अकेले,
लड़का – अब 10 रूपये की मूंगफली में भण्डारा करू क्या….!!

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संता: तेरा भाई आजकल क्या कर रहा है?
बंता: एक दुकान खोली थी, पर अब जेल में है!
संता: वो क्यों?
बंता: दुकान हथोड़े से खोली थी!

गर्लफ्रेंड: मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई, मुझे 1000
रुपये की जरूरत है।
बॉयफ्रेंड: कर दी न छोटी बात,
पगली यह ले…… 10 रुपये।
अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा
और पर्स ले आ।
गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश           
एक पाकिस्तानी लड़के ने अमेरिकन स्कूल में एडमिशन लिया।
टीचर: तुम्हारा नाम क्या है?
लड़का: अहमद।
टीचर: अब तुम अमेरिका में हो, इसलिए आज से तुम्हारा नाम जॉन है।
लड़का घर पहुंचा।
मां: पहला दिन कैसा रहा अहमद?
लड़का: मैं अब अमेरिकन हूं और आगे से मुझे जॉन कहकर पुकारना।
मां और पापा ने यह सुनते ही उसकी जमकर धुनाई कर दी।
शरीर पर चोट के निशान लिए अगले दिन वह स्कूल पहुंचा।
टीचर: क्या हुआ जॉन?
लड़का: मेरे अमेरिकन बनने के 4 घंटे बाद ही मुझ पर 2 पाकिस्तानियों ने हमला कर दिया।
Sir: Birbal Kon Tha?
Student : Pta Nahi.
Sir: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.
Student: Raj,Sunny,Bunty, Kon Hain?
Sir: Pta Nhi.
Student: Beti Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale..
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